Greetings,

I am Loki - not the Loki you think you know - or knew - because he died. I'm not the Loki that was reincarnated by Thor either, or even the fragment of the original who existed in the magpie. And I'm certainly not the one running around calling himself king of Midgard. Too many Lokis... I'm a reflection of a reflection, but to make it easier for you, you can call me Loki 3.0. New and improved.

M!A: None

[Independent Canon/AU Roleplayer - Pick your flavor. See the About, Headcanon and Universes pages for more info.]

Semi-Hiatus

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janesfoster:

Loki demonstrating perfectly why, under no circumstances, should you try to hug him. Or like come near him 

(via the-mjolnir-owner)

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|| Horror Movie || mischievousasgardian || closed ||

darcywho:

Movie night at Darcy’s apartment was always interesting. It always had a theme—usually a genre, but sometimes an actor—and it inevitably ended with a mountain of popcorn between her couch cushions and probably some sort of yelling. Of course this time it was more because of the slasher films playing rather than Loki and Darcy bickering. 

"What—Jesus, why do they go in there?” she shouted, a lime green throw pillow in her lap. It absolutely was not a shield. At least not a very effective one. “‘Oh, it’s totally safe in here! Oh, we definitely won’t be killed!’ Wrong!” 

Loki chuckled halfway through reaching for the popcorn in Darcy’s lap, balanced precariously on her pillow.  ”I think you’re too attached to the victims.  They’re going to die, just accept it.”  He grabbed a handful and returned his gaze to the screen.  This was his first time sitting down to watch a horror movie like this, and despite their predictability, he found himself enjoying it, mostly for Darcy’s reactions.  He did like Psycho, though.  And Alice, Sweet Alice was rather interesting as well.  If only… no, bad thoughts.

He grabbed his can of coca-cola to find it was empty.  Morose, he stood, staring longingly at the screen as the killer entered the room from the pantry.  ”Do you want another soda?”

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Dinners

kara-tails:

He was dissapointed, and the black scaled female didnt blame him. So she only gave him an agreeing grimace before turning to Kazuki and making thier farewells. The elder kitsune saw them to the door, then turned and went back inside to call the senior healer Natsumi.

Kara for her part, murmured apologetically to Loki as she led him down yet another deer trail to the home of the 4 tailed healer. “I am terribly sorry about this Loki. I dont understand why your magic could suddenly fail, but you seemed to have been able to use it yesterday… Though that was getting into this realm, wasnt it?” she strolled over dirt, fallen leaves, and moss, slowing to hop across a small stream by way of a few well placed thick rocks and once across, turned to him and tilted her head. “I am not sure if it is a case of our magic being different or something, but I am sure we shall find out what it is. Natsumi lives a little further on. She normally works as a healer for the demons who come into town, but she has assistants who are working in her stead some of the days.”

It wasn’t Kara’s fault that Loki’s magic had failed him.  He knew that.  And in this realm, he was certain few would know what was going on.  He didn’t think he would get the answers wandering from place to place, consulting demon doctors, but for Kara’s peace of mind, he did it.  That, and he doubted he would like to witness the dragon’s anger.  She was one creature he had no desire to mess with.

"It’s alright, let’s just go," he said as they moved to leave.  He followed Kara through the woods, trying to forget his sour mood.  He wasn’t always so moody, but today was different.  

"If Natsumi is as skilled as you believe her to be, then I’m sure she will be able to help us in some way," he offered, helpfully.  Kara seemed to be far too easily affected by his own foul mood, so he tried to brighten it a little.  "Lead the way."

He felt something altogether disturbing at his core, little more than a discomfort, but as if his very being was trying to alter itself in some way entirely unnatural, but he played it off as unnecessary worry.

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Send my character a dirty text. Whether by accident or intentional is your choice.

malevolentmonarch:

image

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Text: That corset with the black lace looked great on you. I think I might wear it next time. ;)

crashing-thunder:

mischievousasgardian:

crashing-thunder:

[Text:] Splendid. Glad you liked it, though I doubt anything my size would fit you. Maybe, just maybe, you have the wrong number, brother…

[Text:] But you are welcome to stroll about in it. I am sure my friends here would enjoy the show. They may even take photos for the internet.

Text: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Text: You can’t even imagine.

[Text:] I would offer to prove it to you, but… no.

[Text:] I guess this means you won’t be stopping by.

[Text:] Enjoy your next date then. ;)

Text: Yeah… no.

Text: And I will.

Text: Darcy and I are going to have a horror movie marathon at her place. I got her a new iPod.  

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Ditching Stark’s Shindig

darcywho:

Darcy eagerly took the glass from him, all but downing the drink in one go. Setting back down on the bar, the brunette blew out a sigh. To say she had needed a drink would have been an understatement. If asked, Darcy would’ve said she needed at least two more.

"No bank robberies, dude," she said, glancing back to him. "Dillinger and all those types made the punishment so much worse than it should be. You’d be better off robbing, like, a Dollar Tree or some other loan center."

She shrugged indifferently. “Of course, if you really wanted to, I’d be more than happy to be the one who calls the cops.” A small smirk curved her lips. “But let’s just see how things go for the moment, yeah? It’d be nice to know whether or not Iron Man’s gonna come bursting in repulsors blazing before we do anything as attention-grabbing as a bank heist.” 

"You’re probably right," Loki replied, secretly wondering how many drinks Darcy could manage at that pace.  Luckily price wasn’t a problem, so he didn’t have to worry about how many drinks they ordered or whether or not he would need to rob a bank to pay for them.  Because Loki never paid.

"Two more of those, bartender," he said putting another bill on the counter.  Ok, so he was paying, but not with his money.  Thor happened to have a bank account.  He was paid by the government, and he had the account so that he could blend in, not that his brother actually used the money.  

"I doubt we have Stark to worry about," Loki sighed, passing the second drink to Darcy.  In truth, Stark had completely abandoned the party, and half-drunk, he was getting the team together so they could look for - and rescue - the kidnapped Darcy Lewis.

(Source: mischievousasgardian)

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Text: That corset with the black lace looked great on you. I think I might wear it next time. ;)

crashing-thunder:

crashing-thunder:

[Text:] Splendid. Glad you liked it, though I doubt anything my size would fit you. Maybe, just maybe, you have the wrong number, brother…

[Text:] But you are welcome to stroll about in it. I am sure my friends here would enjoy the show. They may even take photos for the internet.

[Text:] I don’t have to ask her when I already know.

[Text:] That younger body of yours must truly be laughable if you wish to slip into a corset though.

[Text:] Although… better on that body than the old one…

Text: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Text: You can’t even imagine.

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thursjournal:

hopesploder:

i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont

then i feel really guilty about it and [AVOIDANCE INTENSIFIES]

(Source: ryuzaki-senpai, via fandraltheasgardian)

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teenfuckingspirit:

Transparent Lipgloss Gif (lipgloss matches colour of your blog)

i swear i have reblogged this today like sooo many times, its so nice 

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

i love this

god bless people with white backgrounds

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